AFTER THE APOCALYPSE

  • Lupita: Hello.
  • Chris: Hi.
  • Lupita: So it seems as if we're the only ones left.
  • Chris: That Captain America shield really works.
  • Lupita: Well, turns out that Oscar does more than just look pretty.
  • Chris: Kind of like you?
  • Lupita: I appreciate the compliment but we have more pressing matters at hand.
  • Chris: Yes. Ahem. Sorry.
  • Lupita: We may be the last people left.
  • Chris: Damn. It's terrible, really...
  • Lupita: Yes, it is. Want to repopulate the Earth with me?
  • Chris:
  • Lupita:
  • Chris:
  • Lupita:
  • Chris: Is that what they're calling it these days?
  • Chris: Yes.
zeeewa:

musicalluna:

zeeewa:

for musicalluna!!!

*SCREAMING*
OKAY BECAUSE ZARA IS THE BEST PERSON EVER SHE DREW THIS ILLUSTRATION FOR THE LATEST CHAPTER OF FLUX JUST BECAUSE I ASKED *FROTHING*
LOOK AT IT, LOOK AT HOW AMAZING IT IS
LOOK AT THE BRUISE ON STEVE’S HIP
LOOK AT TONY’S SOCK
LOOK AT THEIR FACES
now go read the chapter: http://archiveofourown.org/works/1394263/chapters/3185057

hey why don’t you guys go read it IT’S REALLY CUUUUTE
also i love you and i’m still so happy you like it!!!! *kisses*!!!

zeeewa:

musicalluna:

zeeewa:

for musicalluna!!!

*SCREAMING*

OKAY BECAUSE ZARA IS THE BEST PERSON EVER SHE DREW THIS ILLUSTRATION FOR THE LATEST CHAPTER OF FLUX JUST BECAUSE I ASKED *FROTHING*

LOOK AT IT, LOOK AT HOW AMAZING IT IS

LOOK AT THE BRUISE ON STEVE’S HIP

LOOK AT TONY’S SOCK

LOOK AT THEIR FACES

now go read the chapter: http://archiveofourown.org/works/1394263/chapters/3185057

hey why don’t you guys go read it IT’S REALLY CUUUUTE

also i love you and i’m still so happy you like it!!!! *kisses*!!!

oulfis:

adriankarl:

you ever wanna fuck the living shit outta somebody but also cook for them and make sure they’re emotionally stable?

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Anonymous asked: What if word gets around that if you show up to sam's house he'll patch you up and make breakfast

ifeelbetterer:

Apparently, searching for the Winter Soldier means moving to New York and hell no is Sam Wilson moving to Brooklyn.

"Nah, man," he explained. "I love you like whoa, but hell no. Harlem or bust."

Steve didn’t get it, but whatever. He offered to let Sam have his floor in Stark’s godawful tower, but again: hell to the no.

"I know people in Harlem," he explained further.

He should have known that sentence would put a cloud over Steve, but at least the argument held water for him. That was what Brooklyn was about, anyway. He was going to where he used to have people.

So Sam moved back to Harlem.

***

At three AM on a Thursday night, the buzzer for the front door of his apartment went off.

"If you’re here to kill me, come back in at least five hours," he told whoever it was through the intercom.

"Sorry, Sam," came Natasha’s voice. "We need a place to lie low."

Fucking whatever. He buzzed her up.

She had a different buff, blonde superhero with her this time. He introduced himself as Clint and shook Sam’s hand. Then he winced and shook out his hand which Sam could now see was turning no-good-very-bad colors.

Natasha shrugged. “You should see the other guy,” she said.

"Other guys,” Clint corrected. “So many other guys. At least twenty.”

Sam raised an eyebrow.

"Fifty," Clint continued. "Probably fifty."

Sam repeated internally: fucking whatever.

"I left my straightener in DC," he told Natasha. "Bad for your hair anyway."

"Please," she scoffed. "Straight hair is so last year."

***

Two months later, Clint showed up with Bruce Banner. A lot of people in Harlem knew about Bruce Banner.

Sam put on the Enya CD he always told people he only had because an ex left it in his apartment. (This was a lie.)

Clint gave him a look.

"Look, Harlem thanks the dude for stopping the other dinosaur dude and everything," Sam explained. "But he is not allowed to break my apartment. I don’t have the funds to build a new one from scratch."

Bruce looked…not green, not in the bad way, but green like sea-sick sort of green. Like a hangover or something. His head was lolling and Clint was basically holding him upright.

***

Bruce Banner showed up in the daylight hours two days later with Tony Stark. Tony made fun of Sam’s CD collection. Bruce Banner fixed his leaky shower.

Sam thought to himself, OK, this is my life now.

Tony had to help with the shower. It went off and soaked them both and they left wearing all of Sam’s clean jogging clothes.

***

Steve came by with the Winter Soldier—“he’s Bucky"—in the middle of the night a couple weeks later.

Sam kept the place stocked with first aid kits and poptarts these days.

About an hour after they arrived, Natasha and Thor arrived. Then ten minutes later, Clint and Tony. Then Bruce.

"Everybody gets poptarts and beer," Sam announced as he ushered Bruce in. "It’s all I have on hand."

The Winter Soldier—Bucky—looked so fucking stunned at the suggestion that Sam made a bag of microwave popcorn just to fill the sudden depth of “feed this boy” feelings that had swelled up. It was something he inherited from his mom, no doubt. She was always feeding people who looked like that.

Yeah. This was his life now.

There were superheroes having a slumber party in his living room.

ofkingsandlionhearts:

Steve & Bucky + the museum exhibit

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sirdef:

inthenightallthecats:

sirdef:

loki-cat:

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this scene is just golden because tony was never planning to reveal his identity as iron man. but right when blondie laughs and says ‘i never said you were a superhero’, she obviously hit a nerve and tony literally goes ‘alright, you wanna play? i can play’, LOOKS HER STRAIGHT FUCK IN THE EYE, AND TELLS THE WHOLE WORLD HE’S IRON MAN. A SUPERHERO.

well played tony

well played

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creeped out by how many people hate everheart tbh. her role in the movies was sleeping w/ tony and pepper literally called her trash for doing so, and this scene where she plays tony perfectly.

I’d say her role is even bigger. Remember that scene at the party? Christine’s not just a persistent journalist goading Tony into outing himself as Iron Man - she’s like the public conscience of the MCU. She’s the one who inspires Tony to fight with illegal arms trade that has been going right under his nose. She makes him face his own ignorance and indifference to the problem he’s indirectly causing.

Christine is one of the main triggers in Iron Man’s origins story. Never forget that.

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copperbadge:

kingsgrave:

fishcustardandthecumberbeast:

melharington:

Anthony Mackie gets really excited at the mention of being in other Marvel projects. [x]

This man is a fucking gift to this fandom and should be cherished.

Damn well BETTER be in, son! Fandom needs you!

He’s so in, but who let that man leave the house wearing a TIE with that denim shirt? A knit tie.

I hope Falcon is in Avengers 2 for many reasons not least of which is RDJ needs to give this hero some advice stat.

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permissiontogoafterhim:

Chris and Sebastian dancing [x] [xI demand this to happen in Captain America 3

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asssssemble:

the light before we land by sandara

loveleedunk:

Tony doesn’t share Steve

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